jesliey:

homosaurus-rex:

homosaurus-rex:

It’s actually a good thing that the zombie apocalypse starts in Florida because then the zombies only have one way to go and that’s straight up into trigger happy redneck territory. I give it two weeks before monster trucks and mullets save us.

can we talk about how this is still getting notes

The funny thing is that i can not actually come up with a counter argument for this.

(via tricksterity)

starcevic:

videohall:

Greyhound being read a scary story

this is important to me

(via whynotjanice)

hogwartsisbiggerontheinside:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

airtrafficcontroller:

nudityandnerdery:

burntlikethesun:

JKR has released new Lockhart info AND IT’S ALL I’VE EVER WANTED TBH I’VE BEEN WAITING LIKE 2 YEARS FOR THIS DAY

Albus “I’ll give kids a year of substandard education for a vital class to get someone back for angering two of my friends” Dumbledore.

Dumbledore makes the best decisions. 

yo but the fact that dumbledore is a master manipulator was right there in front of us and im so angry it took me like 7 books to figure it out

Dumbledore is a passive aggressive king of manipulation like damn

(via theresanangelinme)

pieforcastiel:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bobby taught him how to be a kid, john taught him how to be a soldier

In which I love Bobby a little more and hate John a little more
pieforcastiel:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bobby taught him how to be a kid, john taught him how to be a soldier

In which I love Bobby a little more and hate John a little more
pieforcastiel:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bobby taught him how to be a kid, john taught him how to be a soldier

In which I love Bobby a little more and hate John a little more
pieforcastiel:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bobby taught him how to be a kid, john taught him how to be a soldier

In which I love Bobby a little more and hate John a little more
pieforcastiel:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bobby taught him how to be a kid, john taught him how to be a soldier

In which I love Bobby a little more and hate John a little more
pieforcastiel:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bobby taught him how to be a kid, john taught him how to be a soldier

In which I love Bobby a little more and hate John a little more

pieforcastiel:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bobby taught him how to be a kid, john taught him how to be a soldier

In which I love Bobby a little more and hate John a little more

(via huntingdemonswiththewinchesters)

  • Me: No it's ok I'll be alright I don't wanna burden you with my emotional garbage don't worry
  • Me: FRIEND IS SAD? TELL ME EVERYTHING. DON'T HOLD BACK. I'M HERE FOR YOU. DO YOU WANT ICE CREAM? BLANKET? I'VE CLEARED THE NEXT 5 HOURS OF MY SCHEDULE, TALK TO ME. I BROUGHT OREOS.

legendary 

legendary 

legendary 
stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years
stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

stayuntilthewolvesareaway:

The more I watch this show, the more I realize I’m probably going to be Phil Dunphy in about ten years

(via tardisandthegirlwhostayed)

womptacular:

daniel radcliffe could have grown up to be so so awful, it would have been so easy for him to be terrible, we are truly blessed to have the danrad that we have

(via agent-washington-is-gay)

princeowl:

psa i call everyone ‘man’ ‘bro’ ‘bruh’ and stuff like that because im an 80s surfer dude from california at heart 

BUT if you’d rather me not call you those things OR if i call you those things and you’re uncomfortable with it please tell me and i promise i won’t call you that and i’ll apologize if i’ve already called you it 

80s surfer dude lingo is rad but not when it hurts other people 

(via toomanyfandomssolittletime)

esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the
esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the
esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the
esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the
esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the
esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the

esslaurent:

abraham-shipwreck:

Casual fridays arent allowed in the office after last weeks ‘incident’

What the

(via artificialhusband)

beetleginny:thepegosaurus:


Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.
beetleginny:thepegosaurus:


Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.
beetleginny:thepegosaurus:


Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.
beetleginny:thepegosaurus:


Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.

beetleginny:thepegosaurus:

Sometimes I just feel inexplicably guilty for all the plants I’ve neglected to death. 

this made me giggle.

(via super-who-locked-starkid)